Internet drift 

When you start searching the internet for one thing and end up looking at a series of unrelated things, usually culminating in browsing memes or that "one weird trick" you didn't know you needed to complete your life.

Me: "Hey Amy, what'cha doing?"
Amy: "Browsing the internet."
Me: "You've been on the computer for three hours! I think somebody is experiencing some Internet drift! I'm just sayin."

Internet drift by ITGuy49 January 22, 2017

internet drifter 

(Basically just the internet version of an actual drifter)

Internet drifters tend to:

- Not maintain online relationships very much

- Try a lot of different games but not spend a ton of time with only one of them

- Sometimes not respond to messages very quickly

(- Probably lurk on discord servers)

Person 1: "You're such an internet drifter!"
Person 2: "What's an internet drifter?"

internet drifter by ryan reynolds (?) August 4, 2020