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Instapimp 

To become instantly pimped or made-over requiring no effort and reaping maximum pimpifications due to certain circumstances.
a.Jane was instapimp slapped.

b.Arnold recieved word from his grand father that he would be receiving a check for 25,000 dollars cash, rendering him 'instapimped'.
Instapimp by KriPpLer August 11, 2008
Words you can keep

instapissed

when youre in a good mood, and one small random thing makes you instantly pissed.
attempting to watch a "Of Mice and Men" video on youtube, but first having to watch an all spanish commercial....instapissed.
instapissed by atver28 September 7, 2011

Instalimp 

The act of being completely turned off or killing the moment.
The second I heard that she slept with my best friend, I went instalimp.
Instalimp by P01ntb1ank July 12, 2009
When ones nipple is hardened at an instant.
Yo bro I saw a girl walk out her apartment today and it was so cold she instanipped and almost cut through her shirt.
instanip by Tigergoroar September 15, 2013

Instadip 

When one ditches a place so quickly, sometimes unbenounced to others, that you swiftly avoid any potential problem you may have just encountered, had you not evacuated.
Dylan instadipped from Wal-Mart upon spotting his ex-girlfriend in line there.
Instadip by hiddenzombie013 May 12, 2010

Instapapered 

When Apple takes the features of an existing third-party product and makes it part of its OS.
Growl just got Instapapered by Mountain Lion.
Instapapered by gurtu April 18, 2012
When someone has made a small empire on Instagram by gaining a ridiculous amount of followers by posting hundreds of selfies.
Billy has made an Instapire from all those selfies!
Instapire by instapac May 2, 2014
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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