Innocent Flirting 

1. A term used to justify flirting with people for entertainment purposes only but not because there is a sincere interest in anyone being flirted with.

2. A married person who continues to flirt with people outside their marriage just to prove they've "still got it".

3. A woman who flirts just enough to keep the attention of someone she's not really interested in but doesn't want to give up the preferential treatment.

4. A woman who flirts only to make her self feel sexy and/or desirable with no regard for anyone's feelings but her own.

5. A term which provides plausible deniability when someone gets caught cheating on their s/o.

* Examples of each numbered item above:

1. He/she knows I'm in a relationship so he/she should have known it was just innocent flirting.

2. We've never gone past innocent flirting, but if I wasn't married, the things I would love to do to that!

3. I'm not really interested in him. I just do a little innocent flirting to make him feel good about buying me gifts and taking me out to eat.

4. We only talked for a little while, but I know he wants me BAD! I could have him anytime I want, but for now, I'm not doing anything more than innocent flirting.

5. I wasn't doing anything wrong, it was just innocent flirting.

Innocent Flirting by Jamalizm November 22, 2011

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026