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Innocent Flirting 

1. A term used to justify flirting with people for entertainment purposes only but not because there is a sincere interest in anyone being flirted with.

2. A married person who continues to flirt with people outside their marriage just to prove they've "still got it".

3. A woman who flirts just enough to keep the attention of someone she's not really interested in but doesn't want to give up the preferential treatment.

4. A woman who flirts only to make her self feel sexy and/or desirable with no regard for anyone's feelings but her own.

5. A term which provides plausible deniability when someone gets caught cheating on their s/o.
* Examples of each numbered item above:

1. He/she knows I'm in a relationship so he/she should have known it was just innocent flirting.

2. We've never gone past innocent flirting, but if I wasn't married, the things I would love to do to that!

3. I'm not really interested in him. I just do a little innocent flirting to make him feel good about buying me gifts and taking me out to eat.

4. We only talked for a little while, but I know he wants me BAD! I could have him anytime I want, but for now, I'm not doing anything more than innocent flirting.

5. I wasn't doing anything wrong, it was just innocent flirting.
Innocent Flirting by Jamalizm November 22, 2011
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abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026