Infiniti G37s

Zesty ass car, I know a dude who owns one of these and my god I swear he be sucking dick in the campus parking lot. I rode in this car and my dick went inside my own body I was so turned off. I have no clue how he could pull a girl with this thing. No badge on the damn engine what a fucking tard!!
Jason: Guys look at my very low mileage 2013 Infiniti G37S!
Henry: You fucking faggot shut the hell up
Jason: At least I don't have an airbag light
Henry: (shoots Jason 57 times in the chest)
Nathan: Oopsy poopsy
Nathan: Can I have infiniti
Henry (sexs)
Nathan: Thats a passat your penis is in
Henry: I vana
In conclusion Volkswagen Passat superior
by LeonardFart36 March 15, 2023
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Infiniti G37 IPL

Infiniti's middle aged gay man's crisis car....lack of styling and power perfectly compliment a homosexuals lifestyle.
Guy wearing a scarf: Hey guys I just bought a sweet car the Infiniti G37 IPL!!
Friends: your gay
by dylanbrock November 04, 2011
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