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Imposterior 

Term used to describe a butt that mesmerizes you with it voluptuousness but ultimately only meets your lowest expectations
Laden with crabs and herpes sores, Crystal had quite the imposterior

Tom had to cut his night short after he found out his acquaintance from the club had an imposterior,
Imposterior by BlazinVagrant November 14, 2011
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Imposterize 

"to pretent to be someone else on the internet using borrowed pictures"
I Imposterized that person on facebook, stole all their pics and pretended to be them.
Imposterize by Azz99 September 15, 2009

Imposterparent 

When a mom or dad (mostly a dad) secretly enjoys playing with his son or daughter's toys and watching cartoons and feeling like a child again but pretends he or she is just doing their parental duty.
Friend 1- "Whatcha doing watching Hannah Montana and playing GI Joes, bro?

Friend 2- "Oh, you know, gotta do the parental duty. ho-hum"

Friend 1- "dude, your kids left the room an hour ago. You're such an imposterparent."

Friend 1 (sitting down)- "Is this the episode about Hannah stealing? Give me Cobra Commander over there, man."
Imposterparent by jsanctuary13 January 10, 2011

imposterous 

Her vagina was imposterous
imposterous by jeremiah g January 11, 2006

Impostering 

To become an imposter; or To imposter someone
Philip is impostering Brian!
Impostering by KuroDjango August 22, 2011

imposteritus 

when you are the sussy impostor 😈
Andrew: yo i think Leron has imposteritus
Conner: yea he's acting pretty sussy

Imposterity

perpetuation of generations and descendants that’s reality is built on lies and deception.
Post originality
Perpetuation of the idea the earth is flat is an

Imposterity

Misinformation/conspiracy culture in
the age of imposterity

Test tube babies for adults with AI spouses is an Imposterity
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