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Il Task Force 

Loosely translated into English as "The Task Force", IL TASK FORCE was a group of Italian-American and Italian-American appreciators who fought and caused crime throughout the world. Although the group was formed in the beginning of the 21st century in the suburban town of Islip Terrace, the members have since began traversing the globe on solo careers. It is rumored that every once and again the members are all in Islip Terrace at the same time. If such conditions arise, it is said that Luna Pop ratings and wine sales skyrocket, and a warm blanket of joy covers the corners of town.
Fuck, I was really looking forward to having zeppolis at CAFE BAR but il task force ate 5 trays of them before they left the kitchen! I wish I was in il task force.

Ho Andato

I asked one of the member of il task force how they managed to goof off all year and still maintain a steady 150 average in class, but he just slapped me in the face with a warm ravioli. Boy, I wish one of them would give me an Italian Parkjob already!
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012