IM confused 

When you're running multiple IM conversations and send an IM response to the wrong person. Then when you realize it or they notice, you apologetically send them "IM confused." The "IM" in this case is a minor double-entendre since also indicates "I'm".

Frank: (Sends the following IM to Jane, thought he was sending to Jake..) "I can't believe she was the only girl at that party last night, as well as the only drunk!"
Jane: My party? What? I wasn't drunk!
Frank: Uhh, IM confused... that was for Jake
Jane: Oh yeah, that makes it OK!? WTH!?

IM confused by imprudentcoma February 3, 2010

im so confused 

"I'm so confused" or rather "I'm like, soooooooooooooooo confused" is a common attention whoring tactic used by all teenage girls over 9000 times in an internet year. It is used and abused as a lame way to excuse their violently stupid behavior or misunderstanding of the most simple of concepts, such as meaning what you say and saying what you mean. In other words, it is the perfect statement for girls who just have to have it both ways; it's a way to ask a stupid (or painfully obvious) question without the guilt of admitting that they're a fucking retard. Many cases of "confusion" surround pregnancy issues, resulting mostly in teen mothers.

"My BF and I did it w/o a condom and he pulled out but now I'm all fat and I haven't had my period in like eight months! Could I be pregnate?! im so confused!!!"

im so confused by dahrk May 21, 2008

I’m confused 

A phrase brianna uses way to often, is more like a lifestyle

Wait I don’t get this I’m so confused

Brianna: “I’m confused”
Kiersten: “when are you not”

I’m confused by Gummy bears are great March 25, 2019

i'm confused 

when you have less than 0 brain cells and your trying to comprehend what a smart boi is saying

i'm confuuused
wait... i'm confused
i'm still confused
i still don't get it, i'm confused
repeat x420

i'm confused by idotnar July 31, 2020

I’m confused 

I really don’t understand this life it seems so insane

I’m confused

I’m confused by I can’t stand it anymore January 5, 2021

I’m confused I don’t understand this life 

I just don’t understand.

I’m confused I don’t understand this life

I’m confused I don’t understand this life by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 12, 2021

I’m confused 

UrbanDictionary Jews, I’m talking to you

This life is very confusing.

I think the Polish people are confused, also

What in the world is going on these days?

I’m confused

I’m confused by Death Menace May 27, 2022