I'm Keeping you 

Internet slang meaning the person likes you, and wants to talk to you more.

Internet boy1: I'm Keeping you, girl.
Internet girl1(Really a man): Oh, yay, boy!

I'm Keeping you by Moonbob Charlie June 27, 2008

Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore 

Term meaning "GET THE FUCK OUT OF TOWN! THIS BITCH IS GONNA TELL ON YOU!" Its used usually when you and a good friend get into it. it means all the secrets you've shared she's gonna tell!

You're such a slut! Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore

Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore by skylarskank June 28, 2008