Hypogonder

The condition to be afraid of having a disease which you've experienced somewhere in the media, or in your direct environment.

Male 1: Hey man, did you see that documentary the other day about testicular cancer?
Male 2: In fact, I did! I think I might have testicular cancer myself, so I've scheduled an appointment at the medical centre.
Male 1: Hypogonder!

Hypogonder by Dabighouse August 27, 2011

hypocondramatic 

Someone who is always in the drama.

That girl? She's a hypocondramatic, she's in everyone's business!

hypocondramatic by ladyDDD July 11, 2010

Psychosomaticus-Hypocondria 

A condition suffered by a person who hears another person mention an illness of which they suffer and is determined to out-suffer that person.

Jane: God, I've got killer headache this morning.
Mary: I've got one too,I think it might be a tumor.
Dick:(It's not a tumor it's Psychosomaticus-Hypocondria)

Psychosomaticus-Hypocondria by AmmoniaBinge May 7, 2010

hypocondric 

Someone who is constantly worried about getting various diseases, and tends to find symptoms for these all the time

Eric was a hypocondric when he thought he had cancer.

hypocondric by SayTheWord May 14, 2009

hypocondriac 

The opposite of hypercondriac. Instead of always thinking they are sick, they will brag they haven never been to a doctor and/or dentist.. Eat unhealthfully and feel no shame about it and will tell you so. Could be used as a slur against someone's lifestyle habits you do not approve of. It is a rather classist slur

My friend just bragged to me he eats fast food everyday and is not fat. He doesn't care what it will do to his heart health. What a hypocondriac.

hypocondriac by Socialist Dude November 5, 2013

Hypocondremedian 

A person who laughs at everything they have.

Hey Stan, how is Rick doing?
Ahhhh man, hes a total Hypocondremedian now
Great, now I can only keep him around for witty banter and the occasional meme...

Hypocondremedian by SicklyKid May 28, 2016

Hypogundriac 

Someone who has an unhealthy obsession with guns, their function, specific design, subtleties, history, civilian and military usage, ammunition, etc.

Steve's an OK guy, but don't bring up the Second Amendment or he'll quickly turn into a hypogundriac.

Hypogundriac by DrewinMadtown January 10, 2019