Hymus

Hymus is a horrible German man, on a scale of evil, with one being the queen and 10 being Hitler, a Hymus is even worse than Hitler.

During the second world war a Hymus was a Nazi family that used its germanness too help kill thousands of brave English soldiers.

Anyone living in the Uk with the surname Hymus is pure evil and is clearly plotting against the Queen, Fish and Chips, Rainy weather and just about anything that us great Brits our proud of.

Stop being so Hymus
- Stop being so Nazi

by EnemyOfTheStateJulie June 30, 2011

Sex Humus

The dried, crusty bullshit that stays on your dick and her pussy after sex. Prominent in middle eastern women, especially those with yak pussy.

Atiya and I were fucking real hard last night, and I woke up with this nasty sex humus all over my cock. Her yak pussy was so covered that it turned into a penis flytrap.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015

Homus

An endearing term for a close friend

I knew I could count on you Homus, you're the best.

by Sausi July 12, 2007

hamusta

Japanese for hamster

I know how to say hamster in japanese!
No way...
yes huh, you say "hamusta"!
lololololololololol.

by KawaiiAnime November 8, 2003

hymshak

(pronounced him-shak) the dried cum in a girls panties that hardens into the crotch seams

joey: hey brian i gotta tell you what happened to me last night
brian: whats that
joey:i pulled this chicks panties off with my teeth and got hymshak all in my grill

by lacy hudson January 17, 2009

Hemus

One who has lovely big hair, is totally rad and completely fresh. Guys are jealous of his locks, girls want to use his hair as extensions. Often comes with long eyelashes.

Wow look at his hair!He is such a Hemus!

by woooo12 September 24, 2010

humus belt

A city, town or community primarily occupied by androgynous ex-hippies, vegans, activists of all types -- animal, anti-war, anti-bush, anti-nukes, etc. with a known affinity for hummus and other natural foods -- granola, hemp, etc.

Wearing my Bush '04 t-shirt with cigarettes rolled up in the sleeve and Big Mac sauce dripping down my face, I entered the humus belt with trepidation oniy the find the residents were oblvious to my presence. Their attention was focused on a group of folk singers in the town square.

by East of Texas July 15, 2008