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A condition resulting from your friends jamming a bowl of hummus in your board shorts at a bar in Lake Havasu.
A guy standing at a bar table washes hummus off his dick by pouring a glass of water down his hummus filled shorts. The bar bouncer sees what is happening, but decides to walk the other way.

Stranger #1: "Damn, did you see that guy's right leg, it has hummus running down it.
Stranger #2: "Yea, he has a serious case of hummus dick."
by T.H.E.M.I.K.E. June 01, 2014
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