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1) A woman who is crazy and obsessed with a man and never moves on no matter how
clear it is he's not into her.

2) A totally pathetic woman who usually embarasses herself to get attention.
That chick Melody is one Hoy Moses!

Oh no everyone hide! Here comes Hoy Moses!
by The Wise Woman June 13, 2009
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