A form of assault where two or more assailants who have just eaten a lot of Tex-Mex pin a victim to the ground and take turns farting in said victim's face.
Nothing says hospitality like a good ol' Houston Handshake!
by Sexxie Rexxie January 27, 2021
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When you shove one hand into a person's anus, and the other down their throat then they meet halfway and you shake your own hands
I pulled off a sick Houston Handshake on Lebron yesterday
by Mundge mundddge December 14, 2019
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