Hostess caker

A male who spends money on women in the strip club. A male who is married and spends money on other females looking for something in return.

"If Pimp C were here he'd call me a hostess caker, cuz you dancing up them dreams just shaking your money maker"
~ Paul Wall

Tiger Woods was being a hostess caker when he was spending money on other woman and cheating on his wife.

Hostess caker by Jay Bugsy October 17, 2010

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hostess cake

A corner-store treat that can be utilized for several purposes, including as bait for an overweight person.

Mama: Get yo' fat ass up and do some laundry!
Child: Hell, no! Get the fuck outta my face, biotch!
Mama: I'll give you a twinkie.
Child: ok.

hostess cake by Courtney_Smith September 28, 2004

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hostess cake

A gift to recieve from your partner. To give a hostess cake is to deficate on your partner's chest, then release a spiraling load onto the turd.

guy 1:What did you and Becky do last night?

guy 2:We stayed home and I gave her a hot, steaming hostess cake on her chest.

hostess cake by TheBottle1989 March 22, 2010

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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