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Hostess caker 

A male who spends money on women in the strip club. A male who is married and spends money on other females looking for something in return.
"If Pimp C were here he'd call me a hostess caker, cuz you dancing up them dreams just shaking your money maker"
~ Paul Wall

Tiger Woods was being a hostess caker when he was spending money on other woman and cheating on his wife.
Hostess caker by Jay Bugsy October 17, 2010
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hostess cake

A corner-store treat that can be utilized for several purposes, including as bait for an overweight person.
Mama: Get yo' fat ass up and do some laundry!
Child: Hell, no! Get the fuck outta my face, biotch!
Mama: I'll give you a twinkie.
Child: ok.
hostess cake by Courtney_Smith September 28, 2004

hostess cake

A gift to recieve from your partner. To give a hostess cake is to deficate on your partner's chest, then release a spiraling load onto the turd.
guy 1:What did you and Becky do last night?

guy 2:We stayed home and I gave her a hot, steaming hostess cake on her chest.
hostess cake by TheBottle1989 March 22, 2010