Host Monkey

A person who is at the epicenter of any cold/virus/disease that goes around. They may or may not be aware of their status as a host monkey until those around them have all been infected.

Frank was the host monkey for the outbreak of mono last year

by Betta May 12, 2008

hosemonkey

Hosemonkey is a term used by other professional employees to talk about Fire Fighters. It is a good natured jest for what they do.

"That hosemonkey did a good job taking that person out of the car at the accident scene."

by Hosemonkey's wife October 22, 2006

hosemonkey

a derogatory term for a carwash worker

"Stupid hosemonkey scratched my candy paint!"

by iluvjackrussells August 30, 2005