Horse Magic

Has origins in northwest ohio but is believed to be from the India "Magic Horse".

Often times takes place or can be seen and felt whenever the ratio of Rookie to Veteran is stable at 1 to 1.

In times of great intensity, one can feel the horse magic.

Any fast magic. As horses are fast.

"What's up with all the rookies and veterans? The ratio is like 2 to 1. There's zero chance for any horse magic!"

Rookie: How the heck did you wind up on the ceiling?
Veteran: Horse Magic.

Horse Magic by Alan Paul April 20, 2009

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horse magic baby juice

The cream that gives yo horses the herps.

The male horse sprayed its magic baby juice all up in dat junk.

#Horse magic baby juice

horse magic baby juice by FiddleBilly November 6, 2017

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magic tree house

A place (usually a tree house) where people go to smoke marijuana.

Hey do you want to go smoke weed in the magic tree house?

magic tree house by sm5161 May 24, 2009

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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