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Music that has a lower BPM generally 85 - 115 that is designed to be listened to while having sex. Often made with female singers or just instrumentals, ironically without actual rap most of the time.
Lovage has an album titled "Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By" , Portishead, Massive Attack's album "Mezzanine", much of UNKLE or DJ Shadow's brilliant debut entroducing, for that matter Bjork's "Debut".

"Last night I threw a move on my old lady, to make sure things went smooth I threw "Book of the Month" on by Lovage. That horizontal hip hop always closes the deal kid!"
by DJJ23 June 11, 2016
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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