Hope Ender

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Considered to be the ultimate means of delivering anal pleasure the Hope Ender starts off with the male partner slightly inserting his penis into the female rectum (just passed the penis head). After this the man lets the woman sit on his hands and stands up with the penis still inside the rectum. After the man is standing straight he must jump up as high as he could, let go of the woman and land on his back side. After this simple process the male penis 'jack hammers' up the female rectum and ends all of her hope of standing again.....ever.

Duuuuude I jack hammered that chick mayne!! After that impalement she could'nt even breath! I had to call the ambulance! Thats what I call the Hope Ender mayne!

Hope Ender by Dieter Hellstrom April 23, 2010

Words you can keep

HopeBender-ing

The art of giving blowjobs to everybody in South Jersey. Also, the perfection of having every STD possible, in the worst case POSSIBLE.

Hi, Im giving blowjobs to guys with girlfriends and Im HopeBender-ing!

OH!? did you just HopeBender? i saw you fucking in the woods!

I have to go to the free clinic today cause last night i was HopeBender-ing

HopeBENDEROVER!

HopeBender-ing by Free STD information ;D August 20, 2010

Related Words

Hope Ender • HopeBender-ing • Hope • hope springs eternal • hope this helps • Hope Solo • Hope College • Hope Dealer • hope world • HOPE ACADEMY

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026