Hoont

Adj. Lumpy yet Furry

Noun. A small garden gnome of the ostrich family

Verb. To act of or to be a Hoont (see Parjoonkley)

Adj. The large tumor on my big toe was Hoont.

Noun. In the spring gardens, the long-legged Hoonts danced in the enchanted river for all eternity.

Verb. Why does he always have to Hoont up our parties?

by Fleebeldargen December 6, 2004

hoont tang

Referring to a women's ass or vaginal.

Look at that hoont tang over there looking sexy.

by RalphieGang June 8, 2014

hoonz bae

1. A middle-aged male who wears red shirts with frontal lettering inside-out; An often strutting middle-aged man wearing informal shirts, usually red-colored, inside out (n., Ger.)

2. A wasp hive on which the wasps are inactive or at rest (n., Ger.)

3. a. A rollicking, partially free-form dance move originated in and primarily performed in small-town western South Dakota (n.); b. Performing a wild, rollicking dance that originated in western South Dakota small towns, probably performed in such location (v., hoonz baes, hoonz baed, hoonz baing)

1. I saw a hoonz bae walking across the court yard, and I swear I almost ran over and kicked him in the nuts.

2. There's a hoonz bae.

3.b. Lonnie got wasted last night and hoonze baed all night long.

by P'tainz April 22, 2011

crank a hoon

The process of smoking a cigarette. Cranking = Smoking / Hoon = Cigarette

Hey, man, can you let me crank a hoon

by rizzo111 September 7, 2017

cranking hoons

The act of smoking a cigarette, normally done in a squatting position.

Wheres Lee?
Oh he’s out back cranking hoons

by Pimpdaddy52 February 8, 2018

hoonah

A very very very good tune. A tune to which real words are incapable of expressing its magnificence. Usually used to describe drum and bass or UK dubstep, but can be applied where deemed appropriate.

Jesus christ Joe! That tune's a hoonah!

by hglly April 15, 2020

hoonanery

A large commotion. People acting in a ridiculous manner.

I will not be involved with such hoonanery!

by Andy J. Robertson November 16, 2006