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Hookah Ho 

1. That one bitch that will do goddamn near anything for a hookah session.

2. The one person who takes way too many hits of hookah before passing it.
1. That bitch Heidi heard we have hookah. Now she wants to drive over from the next town to get some. What a hookah ho!

2. Ok hookah ho, that's your 11th hit, now pass the fucking hose!
Hookah Ho by Kimba Snowpaw September 14, 2009
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Hookah Hog

A friend or stranger that doesn't share the hookah and takes more puffs than anyone else while trying to play it off as having a small lung capacity.
Dang hookah hog, if your name isn't Willie or Snoop, pass the pipe!
Hookah Hog by CHH November 6, 2007

Hookah Hour

That hour long hookah session, full of tasty sheesha, perhaps some Cannabis.
That hookah hour was excellent for smoke rings, no draft in that shed anymore.

hookah hoe 

a hookah hoe is a girl thats like to fucks when shes high
damn bro u see that hookah hoe she going
hookah hoe by prettiest_darkskn January 26, 2015

hookah fart

Any Flatus that has been filtered through water, such as bathwater, the swimming pool, or a hot tub, thus rendering it slightly less noxious.
Joey was in the pool, but that hookah fart still had some bite to it.
hookah fart by Chas501 February 1, 2017

Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar

The Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar from Chapter V
"Advice from a Caterpillar" from the book "Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland" by Lewis Carroll. Is a 3in tall blue caterpillar that sits on a mushroom smokeing as discripeted a vary larg hookah. This Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar first word to Alice come in the form of a sleepy toned queston "Who are you?" Another famous quote from The blue Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar is “One side will make you grow taller, and the other side will make you grow shorter.” In the fantasy movie “Alice in Wonderland” 2010 film by Tim Burton, Alan Rickman played the voice of the blue hooka smokeing Caterpillar.
"Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar"

Chapter V
Advice from a Caterpillar
The Caterpillar and Alice looked at each other for some time in silence: at last the Caterpillar took the hookah out of its mouth, and addressed her in a languid, sleepy voice.

`Who are YOU?' said the Caterpillar.

hookah pen 

A vaporizer smoking device most likely flavored
Michael: "Hey bro, wanna hit my hookah pen?"

Johnny: "Yea bro... It tastes like blueberry"
hookah pen by juanito661 October 20, 2013
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