A Hong Kong Finish is the name for what those weird pervert dudes in Hong Kong do to women on the subway. They rub on them and then “finish” on their clothing -- all while avoiding eye contact because Asian folks do not like eye contact, unless it’s eye contact made with a crying woman. That’s totally a thing over there! Anyways, that’s how it gets on the inside of jackets and backs of skirts. Everyone is in their biz casual attire on the subway coming home from work.

I know these things because I’m old.
Please stop performing a hong kong finish on me. I am uncomfortable with this.
by hongkongfinisher July 9, 2014
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