Homognet 

Pronounced HOMO-gnet

Also Homognetism (Pronounced HOMO-gne-tism)

Any straight and/or happily married male who tends to frequently get hit on by homosexuals out of nowhere and for no apparent reason, regardless of location or if you are with your SO or wife.

Due to the frequency of these occurrences, homognets tend to have well developed gaydar. They also get a lot of free drinks at bars.

I keep getting hit on by guys wherever I go. I swear I must be some kind of homognet.

Some guy just bought me a drink. Must be my homognetism at work again.

Homognet by Frizz Connery February 27, 2008

Homogenetic 

Homogentic is the genetic expression of homosexuality in adulthood.

Jill: I can't figure out why Barry won't make love with me anymore. He lost interest as soon as we had the kids.

Paige: That's because he's homogenetic. Barry's DNA uncontrollably expressed homosexual genes after the kids were born. Same thing happened to his dad. Homogenetics are a bitch.

Homogenetic by Frank Thecat February 6, 2023