Homo spindelus 

Homo spindelus is a recently discovered humanoid species. Characteristics of Homo spindelus are: short in height, very hairy, lack of proper vocalizations, poor eyesight, the tendency to make homosexual remarks, and lacking cognitive ability.

"Do you remember Michael from high school?"
"Yeah, he's definitely a Homo spindelus."

Homo spindelus by Mr Pedobear October 18, 2011