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Holiday Gay

Often abbreviated Holigays, a holiday gay is one of those old lonely gay men who have no family or lives and end up spending their stat holidays lurking at a gay pub or club. They are less noticeable during party holidays such as Halloween and New Years as they tend to blend in with the crowd.
"Hey Drew, do you want to go to Woody's for a pint this afternoon?"

"That's a bad idea Chris, it's Family Day. It will be full of Holiday Gays! Those old men are sad and pathetic."
Holiday Gay by Starstealer February 19, 2008

Holidaygasm 

An orgasm achieved by a female while on holiday which is a combination of a relaxed state of mind, being a bit more adventurous sexually than she would be at home and being penetrated in at least 2 orifices. It is said to last longer and come on stronger than a usual orgasm.
While on holidays with my girlfriend, we decided to spice things up by introducing a vibrating butt plug and dildo into our sexual activities after a relaxing day kayaking. After a few minutes of rampant pleasure she achieved a Holidaygasm which was unlike any orgasm she had ever had before.
Holidaygasm by PP2020 May 21, 2020
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