The art of talking, writing or generally presenting oneself like a ho.
That girl was being real foul on Facebook today and posting inappropriate comments about her sexual escapades with random dudes. I wish she would stop spitting her hoetry for everyone to see.
You know that Slampig will be at the club tonight with her usual hoetry.
What a wonderful piece of hoetry. Now, I am clear that if I sleep with you my dick might fall off!
noun; origin- Laurenitian
1. the practice of displaying ho-like behavior or possessing ho-like qualities
2. a term used broadly to describe the stinky conduct of Lil Lo
Much to my consternation, my request to change my contact photo proved futile, as the hoetry of Lo remained strong.
When someone goes on their social media page(s) to rant about someone they can't get over but at the same time talk about hooking up with someone else or other feelings about another person.
"Dude did you see her finsta? It's full of hoetry."
"Yeah man, she wants him back but is talking about how she met a really cute guy"
When your insignificant other cheats on you, and instead of recognizing it for the banal act it is, they instead decide to transform their drunken one night stand with an ex into a grand expression of poetry and an act of liberation. It probably comes with other poetic acts such as chopping off their hair or piercing their nipples.
Chump: Can you believe it, she's writing songs about the night she fucked him, and he didn't even wipe before they did it.
Friend: She's really burning the midnight oil on that hoetry.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.