That girl was being real foul on Facebook today and posting inappropriate comments about her sexual escapades with random dudes. I wish she would stop spitting her hoetry for everyone to see.
You know that Slampig will be at the club tonight with her usual hoetry.
What a wonderful piece of hoetry. Now, I am clear that if I sleep with you my dick might fall off!
noun; origin- Laurenitian
1. the practice of displaying ho-like behavior or possessing ho-like qualities
2. a term used broadly to describe the stinky conduct of Lil Lo
Much to my consternation, my request to change my contact photo proved futile, as the hoetry of Lo remained strong.
When someone goes on their social media page(s) to rant about someone they can't get over but at the same time talk about hooking up with someone else or other feelings about another person.
"Dude did you see her finsta? It's full of hoetry."
"Yeah man, she wants him back but is talking about how she met a really cute guy"
When your insignificant other cheats on you, and instead of recognizing it for the banal act it is, they instead decide to transform their drunken one night stand with an ex into a grand expression of poetry and an act of liberation. It probably comes with other poetic acts such as chopping off their hair or piercing their nipples.
Chump: Can you believe it, she's writing songs about the night she fucked him, and he didn't even wipe before they did it.
Friend: She's really burning the midnight oil on that hoetry.
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.
I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs marchhome singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.
Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”