Hoeda is soda for hoes. We hoes like bubbly non-beer drinks, such as champagne, spritzers, and wine coolers, that are looked down upon by bourbon and beer types. Bonus points for inclusion in the hoeda category if a drink is cheap and you're sloppy.
"What other drinks should we take to go tubing, some people hate beer?" "Whatever, just some decent hoeda, as long as it's cold."
by jaxon jonson May 31, 2023