Hippy Critical 

When a hippy makes that all-too-common switch to consumer around their mid twenties.

hippy 1 : "Man I saw Murphy all coked up and being a snarky prick last night at a sports bar... and wearing pink shorts."

hippy 2 : "Ya, he's been really hippy critical lately. Fuckin pussy I hate him."

Hippy Critical by Stitchur Pistol September 18, 2010

HIPPO-critical 

Feminist celebrities who betray SJW causes for financial gain.

Fat nagging females who constantly complain about their husbands.

Lena Dunham said her male writers sexual assault accuser was one of the 3% who made a false accusation yet said previously women lie about lunch, not rape. Scarlet Johansen berates James Franco but defends her director Woody Allen accusations as here say. Both are hippo-critical hags who sell their cause out for money.

Rosie Odonel accepted hush money instead of going to the police and charging Harvey Weinstein with rape. That makes Rosie hippo-critical and her accounts of events unreliable.

Honey Booboo's mother June was so hippo-critical that no man could possibly put up with her.

HIPPO-critical by Captain Trunch January 21, 2018

hippocritical 

Adj. Being both large and judgmental of others.

I don't mean to be hippocritical, but that person should not be wearing those tight clothes.

hippocritical by Karaoke Roy November 8, 2013

Hippycritical 

One who acts deep or insightful, but is doing it purely for the attention.

Bro 1 "Dude, did you see Sara's tweet last night about finding herself through mediation?"

Bro 2 "Yeah bro, she is so hippycritical."

Hippycritical by Edwardo SuperTramp April 30, 2014