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uncious hippogriff 

A ridiculous hipster who would rather go out and party than stay at home and watch tv and eat non-stop, a.k.a - a FOADIE
Why you tryin to leave the house this century? You ain't no uncious hippogriff or nothing...Get back over here and watch pretty little liars with me and eat these motherf*&king donuts!!!!

hippogriff 

Noun: The result of an equine (horse) and a gryphon makin' love after a night of heavy drinking. Has the forequarters of an avian and the hindquarters of an equine.
Try not to make sense of the existence of hippogriffs, just get drunk and it'll come to you.
hippogriff by FluffyGryphon September 13, 2008

Hippogriff 

Noun: The result of an equine (horse) and a gryphon makin' love after a night of heavy drinking. Has the forequarters of an avian and the hindquarters of an equine. Hippogriffs have been featured in a few works of fiction, including Harry Potter and are present in the WarCraft universe.
Try not to make sense of the existence of hippogriffs, just get drunk and it'll come to you.
Hippogriff by FluffyGryphon August 18, 2006
I heard Andrew got VIP tickets to the mumford and son's show, what a hipdoof.
Hipdoof by MACH33 April 12, 2017
A sensation experienced by larger women, similar to an orgasm. Due to the size of the specimen the nervous system is severely impaired and so the sensation can take up 33 1/4 days for the electrical impulses to reach the synapses involved with pleasure.

The sensation is common in most women above 15 stones, but especially effect midgets.
1. I can't belive anyone would put up with Sally's smell long enough to give her a HippoGasm.

2. June the office is not an appropriate place to have a HippoGasm, you're fired.
hippogasm by mortensent April 11, 2005
Someone who is Elite at various activities, such as Xbox 360 and Life, a fountain of all knowledge and a literary genius.
Wow! That guys totally Hepdog man
Hepdog by 1337mofo October 13, 2010
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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