A incurable, highly contagious condition representing a mythical body count and also the
end-stage evolution of thottery, where the infected subject becomes a voracious, insatiable sexual savage. the subjects extreme
nature of demanding validation, leaving only regret and leaves emotional devastation, as well as a musk that is deadly if left on
skin and stains furniture and clothing.
Symptoms include:
-The Death Rattle: When she walks, her
blown-out holes create a suction symphony—wet pops, whistles, and the distinct
sound of a boot stuck in mud echoing from between her legs
-Airlock Syndrome: Requires a minimum of three orifices filled simultaneously to achieve baseline satisfaction;
frequently forgets which participant is currently inside her
-Total Moral Collapse: Will drain balls in public restrooms, Uber backseats, or funeral bathrooms with zero remorse; treats monogamy
like a suggestion and Plan B
like a vitamin
hippothotimos (hip-oh-
THOT-ih-mos) noun
"Bro, stay away from Jessica—she'
s got full-blown hippothotimos. Her shit whistled when she walked by, then she tried to suck my soul out and immediately asked if I had friends."
"He introduced her to the group and half the room already knew her. That'
s the hippoThotimos."
