HillJill

Rural, relatively uneducated female natives of the Appalachian Mountains, hilljills are the female equivalents of hilljacks. Hilljills often: (1) have children while teenagers by several fathers; (2) are unemployed or underemployed; (3) usually overweight (always past the age of 20); (4) collecting some form of government stipend or welfare or living with someone who does; and (5) is knowledgable about (i) daytime TV, (ii) C&W crooners, (iii) where to find the cheapest smokes, and (iv) using her kids as an excuse to avoid real work.

After picking up her welfare check at noon, Haley the HillJill took her three children through the drive-through beer barn in her birdshit-encrusted '97 V6 Mustang to pick up Schlitz and Marlboroughs so that her latest boyfriend wouldn't beat her up again back in the trailer park.

by EGV December 9, 2012

hillbilly c section

Another way to say stab or get cut by a knife, broken bottle or a different sharp weapon in a fight. Generally said when someone gets stabbed in the stomach or gut, hence the reference to C-Section.

Tom and Brad got in a fight at the bar last night and brad gave tom a hillbilly c section with a nigga knife after smashing his beer bottle against the bar counter

Watch out or else ill give you a hillbilly c section with this bottle nigga

by shlubster February 22, 2014

Hillbilly brandy

Moonshine distilled with much fruit and aged.

The hillbilly brandy was from the McCrory brothers down the lane by the trace.

by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016

Hillbilly Highball

A mix of crack, bath salts and 13 liquified slim Jim’s.

Steve “life’s just so boring last night I watch ballers and did a mix of crack, bathsalts and 13 liquified slim Jim’s”

Sponsor: “ohh you fell of the deep end and did a hillbilly highball”

by Milkycunt69 January 27, 2019

Hillbilly champagne

White Lightning moonshine made with fruit flavors, popular for celebration.

The McCrory wedding featured all the peach and cherry hillbilly champagne you could drink! YEEEEEEHHHHAAAAAAAW!!!

by I, Wreckerrr November 3, 2016

Afternoon Hillbilly

Getting drunk, loud, and obnoxious during the afternoon daylight hours and talking lots of trash with violence usually happening as well, often domestic. Common in urban white environments like east Dayton, Ohio where ethnic Appalachian white trash abound.

Holy fuck Jerry put on an afternoon hillbilly today and beat his bitch right before CSI came on.

by Zoobreath May 28, 2008

Hillbilly Brothers

Two guys who have had sex with the same cousin.

At the Jackson family reunion, Hank and Jim found out they had both banged cousin Mary Beth, making them Hillbilly Brothers.

At the SEC Championship Football game, cousin Abigail revealed to Cody and Dustin that, after this past weekend, they were now Hillbilly Brothers.

by Biden2020 December 8, 2016