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A hilker is someone who rises above the crowd to become a star or the best at whatever they do.They mesmerize people and often have a large fan base.Everyone wants to be a hilker.They are the gorgeous cool elite among us.Also you dont mess with a hilker because they will win..
Wow She must be a hilker!Hilkers are the pinnacles of our society
Dont mess with a hilker you will lose!
I wish i was a hilker!
Hilkers are the best!
That hilker is gorgeous.
All hilkers are cool.
Hilkers are cooler,more beautiful then a misener.
Hilker by pinnaclestar April 22, 2009
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Armless Hitch Hiker 

This situation in which an individual finds themselves armless and also in desperate need of a lift somewhere. Rather than sticking out their thumb in hopes of getting a car to stop for them, they are left with no choice, due to lack of arms, to expose their rock hard dong out from their fly to simulate the same effect.
Man1: Oh shit I just remembered I'm gonna have to hitch hike to the Vietnam memorial service, but I lost my arms in the war!
Man2: No excuses! You still gotta dick ain't ya? Looks like it's the armless Hitch hiker for you...
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The third final stage of evolution of a species so undeniably fucking pathetic that scientists have never decided to even dream of a name for said species, but when seen in the wild, it is described as a 'walking blobfish'. The first stage of its evolution is 'Who even is that guy', who is a lonely bitch who had a tendency to eat lunch in secluded areas with faculty members and known for receiving incredible amounts of pity, but not one single fucking friend. Stage 2 is what is called a Hickster; notable results of this stage include increased confidence for no fucking reason at all, a sharp curve in the upper back, losing every fight, having no pity from teachers for getting bullied, and is a massive perv. Which brings us to the current stage, in which you may find this thing maxing bench press at every possible moment despite having a pathetic excuse for a max, continually pissing people off and apologizing, being on the LAX team and thinking he's sick, and being the single stupidest fuck in the room.

With all that being said, this is a contagious species, meaning that you may become one if you do not make smart decisions in life. Hint: you don't want to become one - your life will be so ass it's not even funny.
Hickers: *exists*
The whole world: "HICCCCKKKKKKEEEERRRRRRRRSSSSSS"

"Did you hear what Hickers was doing in english? What an idiot."

"I'm gonna kill Hicker's for touching my little sister"

"Hickers told me his parents were siblings"
what you get when you misspell "Hitler" on this website.
opps i mispelt hilter
hilter by Augster March 23, 2009
Not to be confused with Nazi leader Hitler. Hilter is a term used when YouTube wants to demonetize somebody for saying Hitler.
Oh no its Hilter!

Hiker's Curse 

Hiker's Curse is a condition of burning in the butt region usually caused from inadequate wiping after a bowel movement.
I've got a bad case of Hiker's Curse.
Hiker's Curse by Click Spring December 14, 2017

Hiker Midnight 

Hiker Midnight is 9:00 pm. This is the time that the sun is definitely down and most serious and mannerly hikers will be going to sleep such that they can get 8 or more hours sleep before a daybreak departure.
It was past hiker midnight when those a*holes showed up making all kinds of noise and began cooking dinner! They kept me up half the night...Sucked!

Please do your best to arrive early or to make little noise in a campsite/shelter after 9:00 pm...
Hiker Midnight by Pay Per View August 9, 2012