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your highness 

1. A royal greeting.
2. A greeting of someone who is high.
person: "I want more of your ganja"
dealer: "yes, your highness"
your highness by Ronny St Papps December 26, 2004
Meaning the situation or subject is very intense
Man, that teacher was so hightense when going over our low test scores!
Hightense by Weeeeeeenis April 22, 2019

royal highness 

any 16-24 year old in burger king wearing a crown who has recently smoked atleast 5 bowls of any good weed
(cashier):dude, the royal highness over there in the crown smell like da reefer
royal highness by skwinntz October 31, 2011

Double Highness 

The intense feeling of increased highness due to copious amounts of sex.
Hey man, I ate an edible and I was really high. And then we had sex, and reached peak double highness.
Double Highness by AsianMatt December 27, 2020

highness 

the state of being stoned, drunk, or high
After smokin the good stuff for an hour, i think i finally reached the highest highness dude
highness by beans May 13, 2005

the royal whistle is wet your highness 

Baby, my pussy is wet (I am horny). Come take care of me, please ;)
The royal whistle is wet your highness!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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