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HighTek(n)-
1.The definition of stupid. See definition of stupid here.
2. HighTek, a shorter version of High Tech, or in this case describes and illiterate person leading from the example of the spelling of "HighTek" vs HighTech
3. "HighTek" can also be used for slang for the word Flamed or High or smoked. Basically any use of drugs results of a HighTek.
1. As I was walking down to the shop, I saw a HighTek boy sitting there pistol-whippin himself into submission.
2. Wow you cant spell at all you frigging HighTek illiterate "paice offf shite."(Note the wrong spelling)
3. DAAAMMMNN, this joint is making me HIGHTEKED. Gimme more of that crap so I can get HIGHTEKKED AGAIN.
HighTek by Raven Lonestar July 28, 2008
Words you can keep
An item bought while under the influence of cannabis. Said item is usually extremely entertaining while high, yet quite disappointing, odd, or socially unacceptable when no longer high.
Dude you must have been fucked up, that's such a great hightem.
Hightem by GZiggy June 8, 2011
Meaning the situation or subject is very intense
Man, that teacher was so hightense when going over our low test scores!
Hightense by Weeeeeeenis April 22, 2019
A person composing words while high as fuck
I write and smoke rocks and write about premeditated murder, at the same time! Call me, highter.
Highter by Sir testicles September 16, 2020
a very highly intelligent, lovable creature who will help anyone it can just because it makes it happy. Very fast paced and witty.
the intelligent creature that is (hightee)
hightee by HhannaB February 21, 2010

hightech 

Term originates from flourishing high technologies
Listmanagement Successfulpractices require hightech solutions.
hightech by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

Hightexts 

When you get bombarded with an array of stupid texts from that stoner buddy of yours.
Kenzie: LOLOLOL. Lets send Becky Hightexts!

Caitlin: Is this too creepy?? Aahahaa.

Kenzie: NO. Its a hightext. Calm down.

-At Becky's House- Text recieved from Caitlin. "becky. My hands are cold. HAHAH. LOLOL. LMFAO."

Becky: Yes. -Smh-
Hightexts by GoodCallGirls November 12, 2011
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