Hguanmimism

So basically I took a shit so large that Jesus was like: "damn, you nearly got anally crucified". Luckily sodomy would no longer work on me because my ass was so beat and I decided that all rapists are no longer capable of going to hell because they could just painlessly buttfuck me and I would not care.
Hguanmimism is a really useful religion. Only faggots like me should have got butthurt that much and we need to give therapy to sadistic, ex-con, narcissistic, gangstalking, pseudofags, who enjoy all forms of raping. Oh wait! That's right! That wont satisfy their cruelty quota! Silly me.
by Jism James April 11, 2024
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