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A shitty town in north Manchester with a bunch of smack heads who rob from Morrison’s and dunnes
Oh hey yes heywood is ABSOLUTE WANK :)
Heywood by Raes kayani December 15, 2019
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a word that typically is said after somthing impressive or remarkable has been stated. Usually something funny or witty.

what some might describe as a "high five moment"

it usually means - to emphasize the last thing you said.

buti it can also be used for no reason at all just to get some attention.
"i just totally shot this guys head off".."heyoo"

"You know that look women get when they want sex?"
"No!"
"Me neither!".."heyoo"

(someone waving in the backround shouting):"heyoo!"
heyoo by thedudewhoknowsstuff March 11, 2010

Heywood Jablome 

Subjects of man-on-the-street interviews sometimes give Heywood Jablome as their name to reporters. If the reporter's a novice and if the newspaper's copy editor doesn't catch it, the name ends up in print, embarrassing the newspaper and the poor scribe who was gullible enough to scribble down the bogus moniker.
Reporter: Can I quote you on that? What's your name?
Man on the Street: Heywood Jablome.
Reporter: Thank you, Mr. Jablome.
Heywood Jablome by Hatchback February 12, 2005
I scored some heyron from that guy on the corner
heyron by Scarface341 April 14, 2005

Heywood Jablome 

a guy you ask for when you make a crank call
"KMart. Can I help you?"
"My friend Heywood is at your store. Can you page him? His last name is Jablome."
"Heywood Jablome! Phone call! Heywood Jablome!"

Heywood Jablomee 

A name and play on words that's meant to sound like "Hey, would you blow me?" Very similar to Jack Mehoff, Mike Hunt, Mike Hawk, etc.
Me introducing my new friend to a group of girls: "Hey ladies, this is my friend, Heywood Jablomee."
Girls: "Ewww, gross! No, you pervert!" *multiple slaps ensue*
Me: "What?! That's his name!"
Heywood Jablomee by ShyGuy23 December 15, 2013