Heterosexual Haters 

A Heterosexual Hater is someone who is in the closet and wont admit to having sex behind closed doors with someone of the same sex.

The world has been contaminated by heterosexual haters who think they do no wrong.

Heterosexual Haters by Master Jen November 7, 2006

Haterosexual 

The polar opposite of pansexual. Haterosexuality is the complete raw hatred of every living person regardless of gender or sexual identity. Like asexuality but replaces the utter indifference towards sexual pursuits with total disdain in the activity and the consequences that it entails. When an individual does not identify as any other previous sexual orientation because she/he despises those labels because they do not accurately cover all possibilities, she/he is most likely a haterosexual.

When questioned about her sexual orientation, Susy said she did not have one but despised the idea of romantic pursuits. Therefore, Susy is a 'Haterosexual.'

Haterosexual by Kyle Bryce November 3, 2013

haterosexual 

n. one who derives sexual pleasure from anger; especially anger towards a specific group of people.

The Rev. Fred Phelps is one of the few brave haterosexuals to have come out of the closet.

haterosexual by revengeful lobster May 15, 2006

Haterosexual 

Any person, especially on the internet, who openly discriminates or advocates the oppression of homosexuals or any aspect of the homosexual lifestyle.

Brad: Did you hear about Utah's ratification of gay marriage?

George: I saw a post on Facebook! Too bad there were a bunch of haterosexual comments on it.

Brad: Don't let the hateros get you down.

Haterosexual by Leggplant January 17, 2014

hatersexual 

Being sexually attracted to people hating each other.

Person: I'm hatersexual!
Partner/friend: Oh, congrats! Love...I mean, hate you.
Person: Hate you too! <3

hatersexual by Sheik_ August 1, 2015

Haterosexual 

n. always a closeted homosexual who tries to throw everyone off their scent by hating on the gays. normally from behind a religious pulpit or platform. always republican.

that priest/congressman that's always bashing the homosexual lifestyle was caught with an underage boy again. what a haterosexual.

Haterosexual by Barracksrat8 July 12, 2023

Haterosexual

A woman who despises men, but isn’t attracted to women and who chooses to stay single because she would rather do that than date anyone on this planet.

She’s been accused of being a lesbian because she doesn’t date men anymore, but really she’s a haterosexual.

Haterosexual by Mansplainer101.com May 9, 2026