A Hershila will address any average joe as the president of the United States. Hershilas never like tomatoes yet are big fans of Kentucky Klondike bars and truffle butter. A Hershila usually does not like or interact with many children, yet will show up as a registered sex offender in every zip code. They do not usually enjoy drinking or fall to peer pressure but instead prefers to help others in a non-dramatic or needy fashion. When not giving a Talahassee Gas Mask or receiving a Poseidon's Kiss, a Hershila enjoys cracking open a non-alcoholic Heineken.
Did you hear about the girl who got a 99 on the rice purity test? Must be a Hershila!
by losex July 1, 2019
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