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A hectit can be quite simply defined as hectic tit, and overactive wanker, basically someone who gets on your nerves for being too active when they should be monging out in front of a computer.

First coined during a game of scrabble when one player wanted to spell "hectic" but had one too few "C's" and one too many "T's", thus hectit was born.
oh dom and james are such hectits

look at that hectit over there.

ben is the king of the hectits.

good morning, that's a nice hectit.

that was such a hectit moment...
Hectit by safesafesafe September 5, 2010
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An adjective used to add character, class, and general snazziness to the phrase "What the heck?" It can (and should) be used any time heck is used in a sentence.
What the heckity heck are you doing with my pet rock?
heckity by renrocks August 14, 2009

The Hectic Glow 

An awesome band that makes life-chaging music. They went on tour with John Green when he was talking about his book "The Fault in Our Stars". But you probably haven't heard of them, they're SUPER underground.
I love the song"Pizza Delivery Guy" by the Hectic Glow, doesn't it make you want to cure cancer?
The Hectic Glow by PolaroidNerd99 November 28, 2011
The age old philosophy which dictates the principles of being hectic. A fine art that requires decades of frequent acts of being hectic.
True hectism can only be attained by a select few.
Hectism also entails a blatant disregard for social acceptability.
Person 1: Man, lately I've been feeling as though something is lacking in my life.
Person 2: Have you tried undertaking studies in the ways of Hectism?
Person 1: I have not.
Person stroking their pet raccoon and drinking whiskey from the skull of a grizzly: I have.
Person 2 : Hectic.
Hectism by Hecklers June 20, 2011
Aussie Slang (Australian)

Extreem, Awesome
you would say "thats a Hectik jump"
or "last night was Hectik"
"oi bro, i went to the pub last night.
and this argument started, this guy hit him right,
the other bloke swung one back at him,
and dropped the cunt hahahaha
it was Fucking Hectik aha"
Hectik by Gemiinii October 8, 2011

hectified 

"I gotta know exactly where we're going, because it being rush hour & all, everything's gonna be all hectified."
hectified by ian the bastard October 16, 2008