Heath Ledger Heist 

Robbing an actor of his life in exchange for making a lot of money off of his death. The death is usually an unexpected suicide that befalls a beloved and popular actor. The alleged suicide takes place within a year of the release of a film featuring the actor.

"We are are so surprised that Robin Williams killed himself. Must be a classic Heath Ledger Heist what with all those movies he has coming out."

"Shame about Paul Walker's Heath Ledger Heist. The car crash made it very obvious."

Heath Ledger Heist by helpfulhan August 28, 2014

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003