Heartrape 

The absolutely, positively, worst feeling ever in the history of mankind and the world itself. Heartrape is an intense emotional pain, exceeding that of heartbreak.

One may feel heartrape when a relationship comes to an end, when they have been cheated on, and especially at the point of immense disappointment.

Imagine someone breaking a promise they made to you... heartrape.

Imagine you're dog chewing your phone charger in half... heartrape.

Imagine your roommate eating all of your HoHo's and Zebra Cakes... heartrape.

Imagine being kicked by your own mother, getting back up, and being kicked again... heartrape.

Dude I looked it up, Kate Hudson really did have a baby... total heartrape.

Heartrape by The Usual Suspect July 24, 2011

Hearteater 

The hearteater is like the grim reaper. Instead of comng for your soul, it comes for your (emotional) heart. It usually works with the grim reaper to get the emotions from dead or drying people. But often, it will come from those who expect it the least. The hearteater will swap your heart with "poison" That poison can make you feel suicidal, anxious or depressed.

The hearteater came for Emily...
She died so young.

Hearteater by theyreallfine October 18, 2019

hearteater 

A person that you used to be in love with but that person hurt you and didn’t care at all, then the person acts like he/she cares about you when they don’t

She hurt me and now she is a hearteater

hearteater by Sad15yearold March 29, 2019

Heartbrake 

When someone you loved stops driving you crazy probably after you break up.

He left her with a heartbrake

Heartbrake by ifwmulii June 18, 2020

Heartspeak 

Heartspeak is a pseudo-language that represents feelings that can’t easily be described between two people who have just fallen for each other because all conventional words seem “too small for such huge feelings”. While there are no clear-cut rules on how the pseudo-words are created, they often will use parts of the words that slightly describe how one feels, but can also include other words that may have been used by the couple.

Tom: “I know the idea of staring into your eyes while kissing you would be an amazing experience.”
Becky: “Once again, I hate to be mushy, but I’m not sure amazing is an apt description. Tell me in heartspeak.”
Tom: “It would be the most extragingerspendid experience.”
Becky: "LOL :) kiss"

Becky: “Give me a word to describe my pleasure.”
Becky: “and it’s because it is you.”
Tom: “Happiverbalwowy.”
Becky: “That is the word. :)”

Tom: “I was going to say, I feel totally butterhomesecuritized that you have me move in.”
Becky: “LOL that fits. :)”

Heartspeak by Toomas0324 March 31, 2013

pulled a heartlage 

a supposed trivial injury, i.e. no heart. Usually an excuse one uses to get oneself out of tough training sessions because one is being soft.

Awww, Mark has pulled a heartlage again during his time trials and didn't finish it! A "D&F"

pulled a heartlage by Pip-mister October 19, 2007

heartbrake stomach ache 

the horrible feeling in ones stomach when there heart is broken

nothing i just got a heartbrake stomach ache

heartbrake stomach ache by soaricjorg February 19, 2011