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Hazleton Area School District

Hazleton Area School District, commonly abbreviated to HASD, is the largest school district in Northeastern Pennsylvania. Recently in the past 10 years mass Hispanic immigration happened, mostly composing of Dominicans, and Puerto Ricans most of whom are illegal immigrants that only moved here from the Bronx for the sweet welfare deals that Pennsylvania offers.

Most of these girls are of this see: teenage girl

The students here are practically pure idiots, as stereotyped by TV, which is sad but true. You have the typical cliques:
Jocks: The jerkoffs who think they're good at the sport they play, but aren't. They talk about NFL and other shit that nobody cares about. Also, you can't express your opinion about how bad they are because most of them are internet tough guys and talk shit behind everyone's back, including some of their teammates.
Emos: Although suprisingly small in number, emos at HASD are typically terrifying to look at due to the 50 pounds of makeup they wear on their face. Most of them are white and girls, who pretend to be lesbians but are just doing that shit for attention because mommy and daddy don't show them love.
Gangstas: See dumbass Most of them are indeed straight off the banana boat from the "DR" and no speak the english. They boast about how nice their home country is (which it isn't) and they go back there for the whole summer when the school year ends, go figure. They act like a typical hardass and always want to start a fight.
If you consider moving here and attending, don't. Hazleton Area School District will either make or break you.

Hazleton Area School District

The Hazleton Area School District is located in Northeast Pennsylvania and educates over 12,000 students in 11 schools. The ethnic demographic is about 50% minorities with the largest group being Hispanic/Latino and 50% White.

Pros:
*HASD kids are ...
*HASD kids are artists, musicians, writers, dancers, athletes, singers, and future business leaders.
*HASD kids go on to serve their country in all branches of the military.
*HASD kids join the workforce as technical workers in welding, plumbing, culinary, and more.
*HASD kids are brilliant in the areas of math and science and go on to be doctors, teachers, scientists, environmentalists, lawyers, and more.
*Students are very diverse and have the opportunity to learn about many cultures and languages.
Cons:
*Kids trying to find their places in the world. (Con?- No. NORMAL)
*Hazleton is a smaller community where many feel there isn't much to do.
*There is tough parking in the winter snow.
*Potholes are city landmarks.
*Some people are narrow-minded and do not see the beauty and opportunity in front of them.

BIGGEST DRAWBACK--- it can be tough for people of all ages and races to look beyond stereotypes and poor examples set by a FEW to avoid making the stereotype the norm.

Hazleton is growing and changing and there are issues that need to be addressed LIKE IN ANY CITY IN THE WORLD.
Students from the Hazleton Area School District are doing the best they can to grow up and figure out who they are like every other kid in the world.
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