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Haynam, a derrivative of "Haynam's Disorder" is characterized by male-pattern baldness and a penchant for drinking large quantities of whiskey through a felching straw once used on a fat woman with cottage cheese thighs.
Similar to "retard" My brother is a Haynam.
by spoonbilldave July 10, 2008
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