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Hayeswall 

A Hayeswall is when a Woman on her Period lays on a wall upside down, she then lets the blood from her Vagina pool up until it eventually flows over the sides of the Vagina and into the Womans Mouth, or even into someone elses mouth.
My Gymnastics Teacher wanted me to practice my handstands up against the wall, but I told him no because I had my period. He Said, "Hey Baby, why not try a Hayeswall?" He ripped off my pants and got me to handstand and we had amazing Hayeswall action.
Hayeswall by Bloodlust Hayeswall August 12, 2012

Urine Hayeswall 

Urine Hayeswall, a Urine Hayeswall can be performed by both Men and Women, making it a unisex sexually activity.
A Man or Woman will lay upside down on a wall, the Woman will urinate filling her Vagina with Urine until it flows over the Vaginal Lips and into her mouth, or someone elses mouth.
For a Man to perform a Urine Hayeswall he must lay upside down against a wall with his feet in the air. Aiming his Penis up he will Urinate, pooling the Urine in his Gooch until it flows over the side and into his mouth.
The toilets at Home were blocked and I needed to Piss real bad. My Boyfriend Jimmy came up with a great idea!

He said, "Hey Baby, wanna flip upside down so we can Urine Hayeswall?"

He then flipped me over into Hayeswall position and I began to Piss!

What an erotic night!

Diarrhoea Hayeswall 

The Diarrhoea Hayeswall is a 2 Person Sexual Activity which involves the taking of Laxatives. Once taken, the Man or Woman must lay upside down against a wall with their face towards the wall. The second person must lay on their back behind the Hayeswaller. The Hayeswall will proceed to Shit explosively pooling their shit over their arse until it runs of the back and down into the "Eaters" mouth. Professional Diarrhoea Hayeswallers will be able to Shit into both the "Eaters" and the "Hayeswallers" mouths at the same time.
Before my sister had her Gymnastics meet I decided I would get some revenge on her by spiking her sports drink with Laxatives.

When we got to the meet she was complaining of a stomach ache but she went on to do her performance anyway.

She went out and performed her routine and it was going well, until during her Handstand routine, upside down and in front of everyone, she Shat explosively, everywhere!

It tore right through her Leotard and created a fountain that ran right down her body and into her face and mouth.

It was the perfect Diarrhoea Hayeswall revenge!
Situated on the Wirral peninsula Heswall is by far the nicest part of the Wirral. Usually Where people from other parts of the Wirral move when they’ve made the millions. Heswall is the rose amongst thorns on the Wirral. Local Heswall people look down on others who live in neighboring towns such as neston Scum.
Why go on holiday when I could go to Heswall
Heswall by Superlit69 September 15, 2019
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