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I don’t wanna, I don’t haveta, I ain’t gonna 

Something really useful from the US. The only reply to be made to an acquaintance, or a co-worker you don’t like very much who makes ridiculous demands on your time and effort for no recompense.
“What did you say when Malcolm asked you to do his work while he sloped off to get freebies at the supermarket?”
“I don’t wanna, I don’t haveta, I ain’t gonna.”
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Mad Hatta 

Mad Hatta by Balla4 April 8, 2011
have + to
p1: what time do ya havta leave??
p2: i havta leave now
havta by american_joe February 4, 2009

Hatta Matta Moochie 

A phrase often screamed by natives before attacking unsuspecting explorers. A freakish battle cry before launching oneself out of a tree onto an enemy. Some crazy ass angry ,babbling, shout of men in loincloths.
"That crazy ass native shrieked Hatta Matta Moochie when he tried to stab my ass!" cried Kermit the Fourth of Anusville.

Rangha Hattatamango Ramshiramgay 

The son of the fictional Character BukLau from the YouTube Prank Call Channel, “Ownage Pranks”. This name is usually referenced when BukLau’s voice is used to make a prank call in which he brings up the name of a child or any other relative. This name is most famously known from an Ownage Pranks video posted on Jul 22, 2018 called, “Asking 7-Eleven Enployees to Babysit My Kid (ridiculous)”

2. The grandfather of the fictional Character BukLau from the YouTube Prank Call Channel, “Ownage Pranks”.

VARRIENT NAMES: Rangha Hattatamango, Rangaha Tetenango, Hattataman Ramshiramgay, Ramteeramgay, Hataman Ramgay, Hatetemanjo
“Can you believe that? George Bush is the reason why they can’t take care of Rangha Hattatamango Ramshiramgay!”
This various word means to cum, and is to be used around parents and woman so they dont know what your talking about.
hattah by Syed Mukurtaza February 20, 2011
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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