have a wank 

to stimulate one's sexual organs single handily.

James dropped his pants and went to have a wank over trisha’s fat man ass.

Dave “stimulant” Stevens acquired a copy of “transsexual heartbreakers Vol #2” his good friend Lee suggested he should ” have a wank” which he executed and came twice.

have a wank by flube November 8, 2003

should have been a wank 

used to describe a person that would have made a better cleanex stain than they do a human

Dave Roberts is so completly useless he realy should have been a wank

should have been a wank by grandmasterbob September 22, 2009