Hatdan 

Someone who is rarely seen without his hat, perhaps due to the mass of black fuzz that he calls hair that hides underneath it.
Hatdans also resemble creatures from LOTRs.

Dude, that guy is always wearing that scummy hat, he's such a Hatdan.

Hatdan by .genericpseudonym. November 25, 2009

Hatman

The mysterious dark hatted apparition that many DPH/deliriant users see in their drug-induced nightmare come to life.

Guy high on Benadryl: ah fuck it's the Hatman!

Hatman by K-Dogg1 January 19, 2020

HAMDAN FLEXING 

Being overly obnoxious when bragging on your soccer skills.
OMG BOIS 69 GOALS IN THE BAG LES GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY TEAM IS GONNA DESTROY YOUR TEAM BECAUSE IM ON IT
IM GETTING CALLED UP
but....most importantly
IM MAKING THE FUCKING GRADE 11 SOCCER TEAM BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSS

i scored THE ONLY GOAL IN MY SOCCER GAME TODAY, oh shit, I'm HAMDAN FLEXING.

HAMDAN FLEXING by Super Wizard September 21, 2019

Hamdan Flexing 

Flexing your soccer skills to the point where its insanely funny.
"hey guys i just scored 69 GOALS IN THE BAG"
BYE GUYS TIME TO PLAY WITH ADULTS
IM GONNA MAKE THE FUCKING GRADE 11 SOCCER TEAM BITCHESSSSS
i just beat some ITALIAN SWEATS 4-1

i scored the only goal on my team. wait, im HAMDAN FLEXING

Hamdan Flexing by Super Wizard September 21, 2019

haydana 

a sexy yellow banana god. he created life makes all live happily.

have you praised to our lord and saviour haydana today.

haydana by haydana lover August 31, 2017

Haydancing

The propensity to want to change the subject, attack the source or otherwise ignore any suggestion that there are healthcare issues in the United States. Especially when compared to other countries. Someone who consistantly ignores questions and tries to blame individuals for getting sick, having babies and then not having the ability to pay.
Haydancing says There is no problem in healthcare and anyone who wants universal coverage is a socialist.

Because of serious potential health risks, Haydancing is and can <b>only</b> be done by people who themselves benefit from excellent health insurance!

Haydancing says There is no problem in healthcare and anyone who wants universal coverage is a socialist.

Haydancing by TheRealMaxterFromTexas February 21, 2008

Hathanksmas 

The combination of Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas into one holiday. This is generally most obvious in large stores in the US where you can find all three holiday's decorations in the same isle a month before the first one has even occured.

Happy Hathanksmas! Let's put on some costumes so we can go sing carols while the turkey cooks.

Hathanksmas by Pink Paprika September 25, 2011