When you're scrumpin' and you've been going at it so long that your condom slips off your weenis, and gets stuck in her vagina. That's a Hat in the Cat.
"We were at it for over an hour when I noticed things weren't right. So when I looked down, I saw that we'd accomplished a Hat in the Cat."
by Derpa Derpa March 26, 2005
Person 1: I think we should order pizza tonight. What do you say man?
Person 2: That's a gold hat, cool cat!
Person 2: That's a gold hat, cool cat!
by Frederick Burns December 17, 2016
by ihatenoobs August 11, 2008