Hat In The Cat 

When you're scrumpin' and you've been going at it so long that your condom slips off your weenis, and gets stuck in her vagina. That's a Hat in the Cat.

"We were at it for over an hour when I noticed things weren't right. So when I looked down, I saw that we'd accomplished a Hat in the Cat."

Hat In The Cat by Derpa Derpa March 25, 2005

the cat in the hat 

a cute loving cat that always wears a hat, that matches his clothes from his head to his toes.

the cat in the hat is da bomb!

the cat in the hat by carlin November 23, 2003

The cat in the hat 

A very scary show in which teenagers and adults think is very scary. Don't recommend this for your child.

Now that my children have watched The Cat In The Hat, they're drug addicts!!!

The cat in the hat by Ten Wangmo September 18, 2012

The Cat in the Hat movie 

a hilarious movie! What's my dream car you ask? The S.H.I.T. mobile from the movie! its a must-see

from the movie...
kid-"you know your tail was just cut off?;quot&
cat-"huh?...HOLY SHIT!!!;quot&

The Cat in the Hat movie by fuck off u lezbo December 1, 2003

The Cat in the Hat movie 

A movie based on the Doctor Seuss book, most likely inspired by the sucess of How the Grinch Stole Christmas. A generally unfunny movie, however there are a few moments that make you really laugh hard.

"Lets go, Chocolate Thun-da!"
-Thing 1

The Cat in the Hat movie by Beefcube April 27, 2005

The Cat in the Hat (2026 film)

A movie that was supposed to released today, but the dumbasses at Warner Bros. delayed it.

DAMN IT, The Cat in the Hat (2026 film) was delayed!

The Cat in the Hat (2026 film) by certified dirtbag douche eater February 27, 2026

Cat in the Hat Syndrome 

Once you start rhyming, to not be able to stop. You won't intend on this, it just happens.

I was being a smartass the other day, rhyming everything. An hour later, I came down with Cat in the Hat Syndrome.

Cat in the Hat Syndrome by Wildknight March 22, 2009