Harley Dave

To get in, get done, and get gone from a dumb broke ass hoe after you ride her from behind and hold her hair as if it were the handle bars of a Harley Davidson.

def. 2 - another term used for doggystyle.

ex1. I would definitely Harley Dave that chick.

ex2. Yeah, I Harley Daved that hoe, too.

ex3. Have you ever been Harley Davin' a chick and ...

by harleydavethathoe2x January 28, 2010

hailey and dave

Hands down, best sex life ever. Hailey’s timid and poised nature balances out Dave’s boisterous manner. Dave’s blunt yet funny personality brings out Hailey’s goofy side when she’s being too serious. What one lacks in this relationship, the other makes up for. Wildly similar yet grossly different, these two make a beautiful pairing. If this couple doesn’t let their similar dominant natures get in the way of their love, they will stay together in a strong healthy relationship that can be broken by nothing. Did I mention they make a sexy AF couple?

I want what Hailey and Dave have. They’ll either be co defendants or happily together forever. Or maybe both?

by Psedocrazy November 24, 2021

harleydavidsplat

(noun) the leftovers resulting from not wearing your helmet while riding a large, over glorified, over priced, gas guzzling, pompous, American motorcycle thus allowing others to see that which you did not use and therefore lost for good.

Todd (rolling by slowly gawking as any good American should): Whoa baby! Nice harleydavidsplat!
Leah (not looking):Todd you are really sick!
Todd:Sorry baby. Let's go eat.
Danielle: How could you be hungry after that?
Todd: I dunno. I just have a sudden urge for cottage cheese and cauliflower all smothered in chicken wing sauce.
Leah:Todd! You're gonna rot in hell!
Todd:Maybe, but I won't be carrying my noodle around in a bucket.

by slewisg July 24, 2011