Haowai

A rarotongan God that is an epitome of a legendary topaz dragon. Haowais are usually really good at arguments so if you ever meet a Haowai don't even bother arguing about anything, they will win at it even before you begin. They are also one of the kindest people you will ever meet, full of talents and a massive heart. They will care about others before themselves and feed you amazing food. Haowais are caring, kind, understanding and the greatest friend you will ever have.

"Wuzzzzzuppppp! Duuuuude. I'm so jealous of you and Haowai, i wish i had a best friend like that!"
"HAHA WELL TOO BAD YA DON'T!"

Haowai by Your Local Indian Goddess March 22, 2017

Hawaiian shirt day 

Hawaiian shirt day falls on April 21 of every year, so you know if you want to go ahead and uh, wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.

Will: Hey Eric why are you wearing that ridiculous Hawaiian shirt?

Eric: Dude it's April 21st, how did you forget about Hawaiian shirt day?

Hawaiian shirt day by WilliB April 21, 2013

Hawaiian Hula Hoop 

When you put four strap-ons on, two on your sides, one on the front, and one on the back. Then, move your hips in a circular motion, fucking four other people while doing so.

Did you hear Peter finally pulled off a successful Hawaiian Hula Hoop?

Hawaiian Hula Hoop by Smoovy December 6, 2018

Hawaiian Time 

Employing a Laissez-faire attitude towards matters of punctuality, referencing a commonly held perception of life in Hawaii being inherently relaxed.

"The boss when yell at me for being five minutes late. I told him relax, I stay on Hawaiian Time."

Hawaiian Time by TheTrout June 27, 2014

The Hawaiian Punch 

A very complicated series of actions that starts off with a bottle of Hawaiian Punch. Mix the Hawaiian Punch with some rum or vodka untill the booze to juice ratio is about 2:1. Once you have achieved the perfect combination, mix that shit up real good in a water bottle and get yo drank on. After you realize you drank way more than your limits, you gonna need a bucket homie! Welcome back lunch cuz u gonna be spitin cookies everywhere! This method of drinking is usually used to pregame before an important event such as a Presidential Election, a game of Lasertag, taking the SATs,or even at childbirth.

Danny: "Hey Tara i think you might have overdone it a little! Your gonna really feel The Hawaiian Punch soon!"

Tara: "Dont worry ill be fine for lasertag"

Danny: "But look what you did to that poor picnic table! Where are the kiddies supposed to eat lunch now???"

The Hawaiian Punch by Shugah Nipz December 7, 2009

snowing in hawaii 

when someones brastrap is showing

hey, it's snowing in hawaii.

snowing in hawaii by Ju_Ju_Bear March 14, 2009

Pizza Hawaii 

Garbage. It’s the most disgusting food on the globe and everyone that eats it is very sick inside his head

Pizza is the best food in the world, except Pizza Hawaii, this is a product straight outta hell

Pizza Hawaii by HornyCorny November 19, 2017