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hanpoo

1. An awesome bum-chicken with lots of style and silliness.
2. A shade or purple and a shade of green
3. Remainders in the shape of an H
1. Whoa... that girl is such a hanpoo!

2. Hanpoo is my favourite colour!!!
3. Oh you left some hanpoo's behind.
by The bumsicles May 11, 2011
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Hansoozle

v. to get an unsuspecting colleague drunk beyond recognition.
On Saturday afternoon I was totally hansoozled.
by MyKingswayHouseHasAMoat October 30, 2013
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goo harpoon

1. (noun) Slang term for a penis usually used in the context of sexuality.

2. (noun) A pointed instrument thrown for distance in competitive sports similar to a javelin but is made of a viscous material and rarely sticks in the ground on impact. Much less popular than a wood harpoon or a steel harpoon. Can also be used in hunting but is rarely effective as it usually bounces off the animal being hunted.
1.

SMITTY: So? Would you throw Ugly Betty the ol' goo harpoon or what?
WAYNE: Naw, man. Not unless I had about ten beers in me.

2.

The Swedish athlete was disqualified because he tripped over his own goo harpoon.
by Mickey Nation December 14, 2008
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man the harpoons

phrase

usually used in a situation when a fat chick walks into a bar, party or any area with shallow males.
"oh man, here comes that fat bitch, man the harpoons!"
by mr. dickerson June 6, 2007
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rusty harpoon

When someone lays face down on the living room floor and then proceeds to aggressively sleepfinger their butthole.
Chad was so drunk that he gave himself a rusty harpoon.

While putting in his contacts in, Chad had the sudden and horrifying realization that he gave himself a rusty harpoon. Chad has pinkeye.
by SpaceJoshtin February 10, 2014
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Man the Harpoons

When you pass by an obese chick, "Man the Harpoons" is the phrase you use. Because, oh man, that whale is huuuuuge.
"Holy crap...that chick is a freakin' whale..."
"MAN THE HARPOONS!!!!!!!!"
by Well_it's_true April 7, 2010
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Flesh Harpoon

A lethal cock. One look at a flesh harpoon and a woman is instantly seduced into riding said harpoon for hours.
Stacy was being a prude holdout bitch so I had to whip out my flesh harpoon and pull her in for the kill.
by Lazynutz July 7, 2005
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